1,000 calories in little bites

Eaten at a leisurely pace, over the course of 3 hours, not thinking it was much food at all --

• 1 whole milk yogurt: 230 calories
• 1 chunk of crusty bread: 140 calories
• 3 slices salami: 100 calories
• olive oil & balsamic vinegar
• 1 glass red wine: 120 calories
• 1 artichoke: 65 calories
• vinaigrette, to dip: 130 calories
• 1 more glass red wine: 120 calories

Total count: 1035 calories

Hmph. I might as well have gone for an In-N-Out cheeseburger (480 calories) and fries (400 calories).